Tradition Keepers T-Shirts

"I put the wine for Elijah outside since we're in quarantine."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Michael Jackson

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Folk Wedding

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Shall I be mother?

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"