Annual Beer Festival Gifts

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Glastonbury. After.

Wine Lady

6 Brothers Falafel

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

At the rock concert...

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Rainbow Quartet

Quartet.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Earth Mother

Ray Davies

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

R.C.I.A.

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Dino Fest

Orchestra

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'