Attending Beer Festivals Gifts

Campaign for real beer bellies.

Glastonbury. After.

Face painting.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wine Lady

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

At the rock concert...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

The Running of the Brie

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Earth Mother

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Dino Fest

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Art for Sale

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Real Beer People

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Bayonne Festival

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Drinks

Happy hour.