Annual Beer Festival Pillows

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Glastonbury. After.

Wine Lady

6 Brothers Falafel

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

At the rock concert...

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Rainbow Quartet

Quartet.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Earth Mother

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Spaghetti Rave"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Dino Fest

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Orchestra

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."