Wine Festivals Pillows

'It was an excellent year for corks.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Mardi Gras

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Face painting.

Wine Lady

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Tension filled the tent.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!