Beer Festivals Pillows

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

Beer Keg Babies

"His name is Fritz and he is into Shmaltz!"

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Mardi Gras

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Face painting.

Wine Lady

Bacchus.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Tension filled the tent.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!