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"You see? Once more, Wile E. Coyote is restored swiftly and miraculously to health. His potential trauma has been trivialized, and we are yet again amused."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Filet minion

"Yes, one is a dog."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Honest Vending

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Happy Birthday!"

Occupy Budget Balancing

Polar bears

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Octopus on Keys.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."