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Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

Polar bears

Occupy Budget Balancing

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Good News

Leftie Trump

Middle East Arms Deal

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

'Safety Net.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

You're either a perfectly healthy wolverine, or a very sick man.

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

Non-working dog, please help

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Tree sturgeon: fish on tree limb.

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"How do I stop getting notified about my friend's babies?"

US Border Controls

Financing Nemo

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

A military officer daydreams

The Not-So-Greatest Generation

'Tender and Juicy.'

The Goodman Dynasty

"I know that everything reminds you of 'Frozen', but you've just got to let it go."