Animated Movie Buff T-Shirts

"I mean, hell, sure, Superman is cute, but Batman looks like he's got money."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

If nobody had invented graphics

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You've changed."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

William Wallace and Gromit

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Ninja.

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"Mom, I got the job!"

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

Dumbo in Space

Looney Trump