Animated Sermon Fan Pillows

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Filet minion

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Applause

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'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

Flatware Follies.

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Tortoise & Hare.

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

And remember this carrot doubles as a stick.