Animals In Nature Lovers Gifts

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Copycats

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Polly txt speak

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Police Feline Unit

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Why do they do that?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'