Animal Warrior Gifts

Animal Lib.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Foster failure

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Climate Change

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Pandora's boxes

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."