Animal Talent Manager Gifts

"Do you have anything other than dog roles, I don't want him to get type cast."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cat Show

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'