Animal Talent Manager Mugs

"Do you have anything other than dog roles, I don't want him to get type cast."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I always wanted to work with animals."