Animal Talent Scout Mugs

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"She's all over YouTube."

Giraffe Portrait

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Sign Him.

"The guy's a natural!"

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"