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'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Giraffe Portrait

"She's all over YouTube."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

No Talent Agency

"The guy's a natural!"

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

Jealousy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Simon Cowell