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'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.