Animal Mount Admirer Prints

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'