Animal Kingdom Observer Gifts

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

Axel, are you a member of the weasel family? I think that's a rather harsh characterization of the Fusco Brothers.

'Nice piece of kit!'.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"My little Johnny stays with his dad at weekends."

'Whaddaya mean, you're a loner? There's no such thing as a loner rabbit.'

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'

'Antelopes,zebras,giraffes - it certainly is a consumer oriented society.'

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'

'They had to evolve - they could never have cut it as monkeys.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Check out the old dude.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"