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"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Needs to get a life"

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Mainstream

"Is this who I am?"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Truth

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."