Isolation Introspection T-Shirts

Covid Shackles

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Needs to get a life"

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The new normal

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Remote work

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Go away

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Self-Isolatteion

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Arbitrageur in Exile

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Trump Twitter ban

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"