Animal Introspection Mugs

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Banana Split Personality

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Needs to get a life"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Pastorius wonders why.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Truth

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."