Animal Fusion Fanatic T-Shirts

A Cat

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

A Kangermoo

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Fauna Hybrids

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Peter

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Women bathing at the seaside

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."