Animal Fusion Fanatic T-Shirts

A Cat

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

American style Greek cafe.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Chickenspox

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

A Kangermoo

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Fauna Hybrids

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Peter

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Women bathing at the seaside

That's your doctor? Yeah, he's a centaur for disease control!

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."