Animal Fusion Aficionado T-Shirts

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"OMG, LOL!"

American style Greek cafe.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

A Kangermoo

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Fauna Hybrids

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Peter

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

"An investment group from Tokyo is here. To me it looks like a hostile takeover bid."

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!