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That's your doctor? Yeah, he's a centaur for disease control!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"OMG, LOL!"

American style Greek cafe.

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'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

A Kangermoo

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'So...they got you too.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Peter

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

"An investment group from Tokyo is here. To me it looks like a hostile takeover bid."

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"