Animal Etiquette Admirer Gifts

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Too much concealer?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."