Animal Etiquette Admirers Gifts

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Barney! Get down!"

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'Pull...'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

The Karate Kitten.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Rats."

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"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moon Pies.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'