Animal Etiquette Admirers Gifts

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Barney! Get down!"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Pull...'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

The Karate Kitten.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

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'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Rats."

"I'd like to drop about 1000 pounds of 'objective evaluation' on his head."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'