Animal Etiquette Admirer Prints

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Too much concealer?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Social Distancing Club

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"