Animal Ethics T-Shirts

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"

I can't repeat what the man of the house said!...Awk...

'I couldn't help noticing your stunning accessories ensemble.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Golfing Accident

"I have no thumbs."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Be kind"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Save the unicorn.