Animal Rights T-Shirts

"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."

'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I go home today. They cured me using this new miracle drug. I'm afraid it'll be years before it's approved for humans."

Animals Testing on Humans: 'Don't worry, they don't feel pain the way we do.'

'Are you aware that you have suffered irreparable pain and distress due to this company's discriminatory policies.'

"Karl! What happened?"

"After they've foudn a cure, will you continue in the field of medical research?"

'Our story is pretty typical. We met in the lab.'

"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'I'm tired of being treated like a piece of meat.'

Thanksgiving is Near

Bioethics Committtee

Free Range / Deranged

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

This is FAKE fur - here's the receipt.

"Because I'm worth it"

"Well, this is a reassuring note, Mr. Bonwell: 'No dolphins were killed in the preparation of this résumé.' "

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

'No no no, land on your head. Let's try it again.'

Lab rat dreams.

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."

"You wishing me a happy Thanksgiving is a microaggression."

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Boy, you're lucky it's the same leg as last time...'