Animal Rights Awareness T-Shirts

Finance, Sales, Veal.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"I have no thumbs."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.