Animal Ethics Mugs

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"

I can't repeat what the man of the house said!...Awk...

'I couldn't help noticing your stunning accessories ensemble.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"I have no thumbs."

"She wishes to range free!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Be kind"

The Golfing Accident

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."