Animal Bedfellows T-Shirts

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

"Not now, Oliver."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Picnic with thieves

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

Animal Actors

Cow outboard engine

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Wow...it seems to be really hot outside."