Animal Bedfellows Prints

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Not now, Oliver."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Life's a Bench.

Picnic with thieves

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Dam it all

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Animal Actors

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Cow outboard engine

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'