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'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

Sheep Nightmares

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Canine Companion

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Happy.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Not now, Oliver."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Dog Crossing

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Next!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'