Animal Ardorers Gifts

Eve quickly learnt that you don't take your man with you when buying him clothes.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Snowmobull

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.