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"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Swan Fairy Tales

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.