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"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.