Angry Sports Fans Gifts

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Raheem Sterling

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'