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'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'