Angler's Muse Gifts

A Salmon Lie

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

The Salmon Fisherman

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Only caught one, eh."

The incomplete Angler

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

Statue fishing.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Fly fishing.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Making Things Pleasant.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Worm eats the fish.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'

Once he caught his limit, Harry couldn't imagine how his day off work could possibly have got any better.