Angler's Muse Gifts

A Salmon Lie

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

The Salmon Fisherman

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

Statue fishing.

Woody Allen

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fly fishing.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Making Things Pleasant.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Worm eats the fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'What's your fish finder say?'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Oh good morning dear! I was just slipping out to get you an anniversary gift.'