Angels Aficionado Gifts

Of course, now I think of the perfect last words!

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"You run into a window, too?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Suite Hereafter

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"