Angels Aficionado Mugs

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The Suite Hereafter

"You run into a window, too?"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Shoe repair