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"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Snow Devil

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Postcards from Heaven...

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Zagat Rated.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."