Angel Investor Fan Gifts

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

Shoe repair

The Reason for Storms

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."