Angel Investor Fan Gifts

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

Shoe repair

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

The Reason for Storms

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Bip."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Next World Tours

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."