Ancient Wonders Pillows

Stonehens

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Down With Wikipedia

"I get it!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"See...polystyrene!"

"They ruin the landscape!"

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Pyramid Pull-a-Long

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Spudhenge

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'WHO is the architect here?'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Plato

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

'Are they called 'pyramids' because the Pharaoh used a pyramid scheme to finance them?'