Ancient Warfare Pillows

"Shoo!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Playdough's The Republic

The Trojan Beagle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Neptune

Trojan Hurdler.

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Fall of Gnome

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Caesar salad?'

Egyptian Football

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Professor, this changes everything."