Ancient Legends Appreciator Gifts

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Neptune

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

Mummies for Dummies

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"He's an asylum seeker."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Keister Island

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Alexander and Diogenes

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

Eurydice in Elysium

Hippocrates

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

'Definitely fake.'

Argonauts and football

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'