Ancient Antics Appreciator Gifts

"Your fly is open."

Fun fact from history: one of the first games to be featured in the Roman arena was hide and seek.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

A Tumble Cow

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ta Da!...

Pandora's Change Purse...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."