Ancient Legends Appreciator Prints

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Neptune

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Maybe it needs a caption."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Mummies for Dummies

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"He's an asylum seeker."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Alexander and Diogenes

'I have done something about Lady Godiva - I got her to wear a garter belt and hose didn't I?'

Keister Island

'Definitely fake.'

Argonauts and football

Hippocrates

Eurydice in Elysium

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"I can't believe how young I look."