Legend Appreciator Prints

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Scot holding a heart.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Mt. Tushmore

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"So that's Ireland."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

The Wellington Statue.

Life is just four letters...

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'It isn't polite to point.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"Have you got it in beige?"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Michelangelo's David

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Thank you.'