Ancient History Ace T-Shirts

"Stuff history. We're going this way."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Trojan Hurdler.

You had me at vintage.

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

Litter Tray Stonehenge